緊張の一日だったので、お笑い、少々。
Q: What did one road say to the other road?
A: Hi, Way!
Q: What animal can't be trusted in a game?
A: A cheetah!
Q: What kind of music do rabbits like?
A: Hip-Hop!
大人のジョーク
There were three nuns, died on the same day. At the heaven's gate, the God said to them. "To enter the heaven, each of you has to answer a question."
God: What was the name of the first man?
1st Nun: That's easy. It was Adam.
Tulalalalah, sounded the trumpets, the gate opened and the first nun disappeared into the heaven.
God: What was the name of the first woman?
2nd Nun: That's even easier. It was Eve.
Tulalalalah, sounded the trumpets, the gate opened and the second nun disappeared into the heaven.
God: What were the first words Eve said to Adam?
3rd Nun: Mmmmm, that's a hard one.
Tulalalalah, sounded the trumpets, and the gate opened.
義理の妹はとても上手にジョークを語ってくれます。
