There were three nuns, died on the same day. At the heaven's gate, the God said to them. "To enter the heaven, each of you has to confess your sins honestly."
|God:||Have you sinned, my daughter?|
|1st Nun:||Well, ummm, once, I touched man's……you know, but it was totally an accident.|
|God:||Mmmm, that's all right. You just need to use that holy water to cleanse your hand.|
Then, the gate opened and the first nun disappeared into the heaven. The second nun used the holy water and entered the heaven as well. The third nun said to the God.
"If you think I'm going to rinse my mouth with the water Sister Mary dipped her butt in, forget about it!"